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Santa traveling in a train gets down at every station & buys a ticket to the next station, 
guess why?
Because....,

Doctor told him
to avoid Long Journey.
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a kid was crying very heavily

So...

what did Santa do..?
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he put Johnson's baby shampoo in his eyes and says- . . .
no more tears.
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Santa Banta Jokes Funny: Get Ready to Chuckle!

Santa-Banta jokes are a classic source of humor in India, known for their witty wordplay, silly scenarios, and unexpected punchlines. Today, we'll dive into some of the funniest Santa-Banta jokes that will leave you giggling and wanting more!

1. The Exam Crammers:

  • Santa: Banta, the exam is tomorrow, are you planning to study all night?
  • Banta: No Santa, I'll study in the morning.
  • Santa: Are you crazy? How will you complete the syllabus in the morning?
  • Banta: Don't worry Santa, I'll just study the question paper in the morning.


2. The Missing Eye Witness:

  • Police: Banta, did you see the thief last night?
  • Banta: Yes, I did.
  • Police: Then why didn't you try to catch him?
  • Banta: I did try to catch him, but he ran so fast I couldn't see him anymore

    • 3. The Lost Phone:

    • Santa: Banta, my phone is lost, have you seen it?
    • Banta: Yes Santa, I've seen it.
    • Santa: Where is it? I need it quickly.
    • Banta: It's in your hand, Santa.
    • Santa: (Looks at his hand) Are you crazy? This is my wallet.
    • Banta: Yes, and I said your phone is in your wallet.


    4. The Broken Ladder:

    • Santa: Banta, why is this ladder broken?
    • Banta: I don't know Santa, I only climbed it once.
    • Santa: Are you crazy? It must have broken when you fell off.
    • Banta: Yes, and I said I climbed it once, I didn't say I fell.

    5. The Invisible Man:

    • Santa: Banta, who is that man talking to himself?
    • Banta: That's nobody Santa, he's invisible.
    • Santa: Invisible? Then why isn't he talking to me?
    • Banta: Because he can't see you.

    Bonus Joke:

    • Santa: Banta, how big is your child now?
    • Banta: He's started walking.
    • Santa: Wow, he grew up so quickly! And what does he say?
    • Banta: Papa, I want a new bicycle.
    • Santa: Your child hasn't even learned to talk yet, how can he ask for a bicycle?
    • Banta: I taught him to say that, Santa.

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    The bus conductor says ''helf pant helf ticket , full pant full ticket''.

    suddenly "Santa" removed his pant & says no pant no ticket..


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    Santa x girlfriend removed all of her clothes and said "treat of like your wife" 
    Santa picked up her clothes and started to wash them.......


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    Kaun banega Karodpati :
    Amitab: What is micro soft excel?

    Santa: it is like surf excel used to clean computers.

    Someone clapped.

    Amitab shocked

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    Coffee Shop vs. Wine Shop Joke:

    • Santa: What is the difference between a coffee shop and a wine shop?
    • Banta: A coffee shop is the starting point of love, and a wine shop is the last point of love.

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    Santa's father brought a NEW SIM CARD,

  • Santa's father brought a new SIM card.
  • Santa saved that number in his mobile phone as "New Father."


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