SANTA Banta Jokes Funny ||

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Santa traveling in a Train gets down in every station & buys a ticket
to next station, guess why?


Because....,







Doctor told him
to avoid
Long Journey.
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a kid was crying very heavily

So...

what did Santa do..?
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he put Johnson's baby shampoo in his eyes and says- . . .
no more tears.
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Santa Banta Jokes Funny: Get Ready to Chuckle!

Santa-Banta jokes are a classic source of humor in India, known for their witty wordplay, silly scenarios, and unexpected punchlines. Today, we'll dive into some of the funniest Santa-Banta jokes that will leave you giggling and wanting more!

1. The Exam Crammers:

Santa: Banta, exam hai kal, raat bhar padhne ka irada hai?

Banta: Nahi Santa, subah uthke pad lunga.

Santa: Pagal hai kya? Subah uthke itna syllabus kaise complete karega?

Banta: Koi baat nahi Santa, subah uthke question paper padh lunga.

2. The Missing Eye Witness:

Police: Banta, tumne raat ko chor ko dekha tha?

Banta: Haan dekha tha.

Police: Phir tumne usko pakadne ki koshish kyu nahi ki?

Banta: Maine usko pakadne ki koshish ki thi, lekin woh itna tez bhaga ki main dekh nahi paaya.

3. The Lost Phone:

Santa: Banta, mera phone kho gaya hai, kya tumne use dekha hai?

Banta: Haan Santa, maine dekha hai.

Santa: Kahan hai? Mujhe jaldi chahiye.

Banta: Tere haath mein hai Santa.

Santa: (Looks at his hand) Pagal hai kya? Ye mera wallet hai.

Banta: Haan to maine kya bola? Phone tere wallet mein hai.

4. The Broken Ladder:

Santa: Banta, yeh seedhi kyun tooti hai?

Banta: Pata nahi Santa, maine to ise sirf ek baar chadha tha.

Santa: Pagal hai kya? Seedhi se gir kar hi tooti hogi.

Banta: Haan to maine kya bola? Main ek baar chadha tha, gir to nahi tha na!

5. The Invisible Man:

Santa: Banta, woh aadmi kaun hai jo apne aap se baat kar raha hai?

Banta: Woh koi nahi Santa, woh invisible hai.

Santa: Invisible? Phir woh mujhse baat kyu nahi kar raha?

Banta: Kyonki woh tumhe dekh nahi pa raha.

Bonus Joke:

Santa: Banta, tumhara bachcha ab kitna bada ho gaya hai?

Banta: Woh ab chalne laga hai.

Santa: Wah, kitni jaldi bada ho gaya! Aur woh kya bolta hai?

Banta: Papa, mujhe naya cycle chahiye.

Santa: Tumhara bachcha to abhi bolna bhi nahi seekha, woh cycle kaise maang sakta hai?

Banta: Maine usko bolna sikhaya hai, Santa.

I hope these Santa-Banta jokes brought a smile to you

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The bus conductor says ''helf pant helf ticket , full pant full ticket''.

suddenly "Santa" removed his pant & says no pant no ticket..


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Santa x girlfriend removed all of her clothes and said "treat of like your wife" 
Santa picked up her clothes and started to wash them.......


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Kaun banega Karodpati :
Amitab: What is micro soft excel?

Santa: it is like surf excel used to clean computers.

Someone clapped.

Amitab shocked

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Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta - Coffee Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is the Last Point Of LOVE

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Santa's father brought a NEW SIM CARD,
Santa saved that number in his mobile phone as,
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"New Father".


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