Topless Bar Dancing Funny SMS Joke

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The 1st topless dance bar in was started in goa in 1970.
The good news-Its still open.
The bad news-The same girls dance there.

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"SIXTH SENSE "

The blind man in a Hotel...

Manager - Menu Sir ??

Man - I'm blind, just bring me ur kitchen spoon, I'll smell it & order.

The manager got a spoon
The blind man smelt & said "Yes, I'll have garlic bread with seasoned potatoes...

"Unbelievable," said the manager...

Every week he came & was correct each time.

Once the manager wanted to trick him, He went to the kitchen and told his wife
Maria "Rub this spoon on ur lips". She rubs it on her lips and gives it to her hubby...

The blind man smelt & said,
"Oh! My God......!!
My old lover Maria also works here!!

Manager fainted !!!


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The most interesting line written
on the front of the T-shirt of a

girl,
.
.
.
Excuse me!
My face is above.;-)

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a man came home, 
saw his wife with his friend in bed. 
he shoots his friend. 
wife says, if you behave like this, 
you will lose all your friends.

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School Teacher sent home a note......

 Your son is an obedient & bright student but spends too much time with girls. . 

Mother sent a note back: .. 
”Please advise a solution! Father has the same problem.”




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