Joke Messages in Hindi
Santa:banta agar apko 10 or 5 Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kon sa note uthaoge?
Banta: 10 rs. ka?
Santa : Bas isliye ap pe joke bnte he,dono b to utha skte ho.
Banta: 10 rs. ka?
Santa : Bas isliye ap pe joke bnte he,dono b to utha skte ho.
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Maths teacher to Santa,
if u had 1000Rs in ur pocket and 1000Rs in the other pocket,
What would u think?
Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.
What would u think?
Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.
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Doctor:which soap u use?
santa: Zeon soap,Zeon paste,Zeon brush.
Dr.Is Zeon an international company?
santa: No Zeon is my room Partner..
Dr.Is Zeon an international company?
santa: No Zeon is my room Partner..
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Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the..
Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!..
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the..
Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!..
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Santa: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Banta: Suicide karne ke liye
Santa: To phir ubalne ki kya zaroorat hai?
Banta: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.
Banta: Suicide karne ke liye
Santa: To phir ubalne ki kya zaroorat hai?
Banta: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.
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santa=mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya
banta=fir kya kiya?
santa=maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.
banta=fir kya kiya?
santa=maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.
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Hum dil pe pthar rakh k Tumhe goli mar dnge
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Thaaen
Thaaen
Ek to best msgs kro upr se nautnki.
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Thaaen
Thaaen
Ek to best msgs kro upr se nautnki.
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. J L
aise the hum.
lekin aapke Jokes ke intezar me..
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. J L
aise ho gye h..Dekha kitni kmjori a gai.
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. J L
aise the hum.
lekin aapke Jokes ke intezar me..
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. J L
aise ho gye h..Dekha kitni kmjori a gai.
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6 roses 4 U
1 4 health
1 4 wealth
1 4 hapines
1 4 frndshp
or baki 2
Kaan pe laga lena
Mast lagoge
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Are wah!Kya dikhte ho
6 roses 4 U
1 4 health
1 4 wealth
1 4 hapines
1 4 frndshp
or baki 2
Kaan pe laga lena
Mast lagoge
@('.')@
-<( )>
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Are wah!Kya dikhte ho
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When every1 loves u,
When every1 cares for u,
When every1 thinks about u,
Then sit in a corner, close ur eyes and THINK... Sala kuch toh locha hai.
When every1 cares for u,
When every1 thinks about u,
Then sit in a corner, close ur eyes and THINK... Sala kuch toh locha hai.
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